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« Reply #425 on: May 09, 2009, 06:47:49 AM »

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty ...


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« Reply #426 on: May 09, 2009, 07:27:23 AM »

Superheroine, porn star - same difference.

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She was relentless, my bride, but in all truth she really wasn't my 'vette anymore. She was now a shining, polymer-coated sex object; a synthetic being grinding down upon my poor pecker with a ruthless precision that was guaranteed to draw forth the last ounce of my jizz into her simulated cunt, and with it any resistance to her will.
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« Reply #427 on: May 09, 2009, 09:51:56 AM »

and I'm feeling like a criminal...


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« Reply #428 on: May 11, 2009, 07:10:44 PM »

the who don't like rodents don't look.
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« Reply #429 on: May 12, 2009, 06:09:31 AM »


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« Reply #430 on: May 12, 2009, 06:15:47 AM »

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« Reply #431 on: May 12, 2009, 02:49:16 PM »

An actual non-pornographic response:


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« Reply #432 on: May 13, 2009, 04:06:55 AM »

Nobody ever did a better sneer...

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« Reply #433 on: May 13, 2009, 10:50:14 PM »

I got a sneer for you ...


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« Reply #434 on: May 14, 2009, 06:50:54 AM »



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« Reply #435 on: May 14, 2009, 09:57:18 AM »

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« Reply #436 on: May 14, 2009, 11:35:36 AM »

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« Reply #438 on: May 14, 2009, 07:01:15 PM »


Now that's what I call a sand castle ...

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« Reply #439 on: May 14, 2009, 08:22:05 PM »

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« Reply #443 on: May 15, 2009, 03:31:03 PM »

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« Reply #444 on: May 15, 2009, 08:19:16 PM »

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« Reply #446 on: May 15, 2009, 09:26:32 PM »

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I'm sorry to say it but I didn't get that one at all?
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« Reply #447 on: May 15, 2009, 10:57:19 PM »



(Not a photomanip; that's a liger.)
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« Reply #448 on: May 15, 2009, 11:39:11 PM »

And the man is what, lunch?

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« Reply #449 on: May 15, 2009, 11:47:27 PM »

Did someone say lunch?
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